May I Mail You a Pokémon Trading Card?

Because it’s nice to get mail that’s not bills and endless alerts that another company has mishandled your private information.

I’ve spent the last few weeks doing the very important grown-up task of sorting and sleeving all my unsorted and unsleeved Pokémon trading cards, and holy Hoothoot, you guys, I have so many doubles (and triples and quadruples!). I just sent my Cattywampus Halloween card off to the printer; at first, I thought maybe I’d just toss in some Pokémon trading cards when I mail those out to paid subscribers in October, but that feels far away, and the world feels dark and heavy, and I have lots and lots of postage stamps, and so why not now? What’s stopping me? Nothing!

If you collect Pokémon cards or have never even held a Pokémon card in your hand in your life, I would like to mail you a Pokémon card! Maybe even two! Or three! Because it’s nice to get mail that’s not bills and endless alerts that another company has mishandled your private information. Over the past year, I’ve mailed out holiday cards, Long Covid Survival Guide books, and four different kinds of stickers to paid Cattywampus subscribers, and have had exactly zero breaches in security because I delete the spreadsheet with your addresses as soon as your treats are in the mail.

There’s no super duper rare cards in this giant stack I have to give away, but they’re all holo cards and reverse holo cards, and a few full art holo VSTAR and trainer cards. They’re also all in branded Pokémon sleeves from booster boxes. So you won’t be making millions on them, but maybe they will give you a little smile!

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