Proposed List of Official Sapphic Holidays
The Calendar Coven is officially in session.
Members of the Calendar Coven, I come before you today with a proposed list of Official Sapphic Holidays for the forthcoming year. Please note any additions, stipulations, or objections in the comments below. We will also be hearing arguments on the proposition to make August 18 “STILL MAD DAY” in protest of Amazon cruelly cancelling A League of Their Own’s second season on that day, despite the promise of a renewal and the fact that the scripts have already been written. As always, adding a grudge to the Official Sapphic Holidays calendar is a pledge from you to stay angry forever, so please make sure your resolve is strong before you commit.
January
January 9 — Word Nerd Day
January 14 — National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 — National Top Hat Day
January 18 — The L Word's Birthday
January 22 — Answer Your Cat's Questions Day
February
February 1 — National Girls and Women in Sports Day
February 6th — Disney Villains Day
February 9 — National Flannel Day
February 14 — Library Lovers Day
February 15 — International Fanworks Day
February 18 — The Lourde's Day
February 20 — Women in Jeans Day
February 27 — Pokémon Day
March
March 2 — International Cat Rescue Day
March 12 — Insomnia Awareness Day
March 23 — Puppy Day
March 25 — NWSL Opening Day
April
April 5 — Star Trek Day / First Contact Day
April 25 — The Perfect Date
May
May 4 — Intergalactic Star Wars Day
May 6 — Free Comic Book Day
May 19 — WNBA Opening Day
May 23 — International Iced Coffee Day
June
June 1 - August 31 — Pride
June 4 — Hug Your Cat Day
June 10 — Anxiety Day!!!
June 20 — Summer Solstice
June 23 — National Hydration Day
June 25 — International Therapy Day
June 28 — International Body Piercing Day
July
July 2 — World UFO Day
July 8 — Video Games Day
July 17 — National Tattoo Day
August
August 1 — Beginning of Halloween Season
August 4 — Birthday of the "Personal Life" section of Wikipedia
August 9 — Book Lovers Day
August 28 — Bow Tie Day
September
September 1 — LL Bean Fall Catalog Arrival Day
September 5 — Archive of Our Own's Birthday
September 6 — Procrastination Day
September 23 — Start of Cuffing Season
October
October 3 — Mean Girls Day
October 13 — International Skeptics Day
October 31 — End of Halloween Season
November
November 14 — Pickle Day
November 15 — Full Beaver Moon
December
December 21 — Carol Aird, Seventh Ave entrance, 2pm
December 21 — Winter Solstice
> Birthday of the "Personal Life" section of Wikipedia
... it never occurred to me that I might not be the only one who goes to that section to look for hints/signs/announcements of queerness. omg.
Huge fan of the Jan 9 holiday!