If you grew up Protestant like me, and are about to watch Conclave because JD Vance killed the Pope, maybe it would be helpful for me to guide you, homosexually, through the process.
A thing to know about me is that I typically read my emails in the order received. BUT. I skipped right to the top for "A Protestant Lesbian's Guide to Conclave" and I have NO RAGRETS. The only thing I love more than high church intrigue is Heather Hogan writing about high church intrigue. Bravissimo!!
“This is perfect, Heather,” says the Catholic-raised lesbian who decided between coming out and the convent. Note: I watched Conclave two days ago, on a flight to Venice to celebrate my lesbian wedding anniversary.
Loved your review of “Conclave” as well as the annulment answers!! BTW Woźniak was a Bishop and the color is amaranth!! (I found that out during the Pope’s funeral)
A thing to know about me is that I typically read my emails in the order received. BUT. I skipped right to the top for "A Protestant Lesbian's Guide to Conclave" and I have NO RAGRETS. The only thing I love more than high church intrigue is Heather Hogan writing about high church intrigue. Bravissimo!!
If you don’t already have some kind of book deal, I wish someone would give you a book deal.
“This is perfect, Heather,” says the Catholic-raised lesbian who decided between coming out and the convent. Note: I watched Conclave two days ago, on a flight to Venice to celebrate my lesbian wedding anniversary.
THIS IS PERFECTION.
I wish you would summarize every movie.
(Also I *desperately* want to know what you think of the ending.)
Loved your review of “Conclave” as well as the annulment answers!! BTW Woźniak was a Bishop and the color is amaranth!! (I found that out during the Pope’s funeral)
Eyyyyy, another ex-SB lesbian. :]
Well, that about sums it up!! LoL
Fuuuuudgesickles this is so good! Loved it! And now I need to go watch Conclave.
Ugh Heather this is toooo good 😆💀 Tied with my favorite other piece of Conclave writing, “PopeCrave” by JP Brammer
https://open.substack.com/pub/johnpaulbrammer/p/popecrave?r=4x1g&utm_medium=ios
Heather, were we at the black sheep table or were we at the table with ... "you know."
This is amazing (you need to be a movie reviewer) also, I am glad I am not the only one that things JD Vance killed the Pope.