Omg Heather this was one of my favorite pieces you ever wrote on Autostraddle!!! So glad to see it here again 😆 Anne’s Gumby hands on Diana’s boobs is an image that may never leave my brain!
This reminds me of the time I and a lesbian then-acquaintance conducted a small social experiment: we would both write a sex scene between Kirk and Spock in Star Trek with neither of us commenting on the other's work, post it, and see what happened.
Basically I got more views, because I included anal, and she got more likes, because she was far closer to the overwhelming fan fiction demographic of women in their twenties 🤣
I am late to reading this and it is absolute genius. Trying to work out two people straddle each other at the same will be taking up a lot of my brain power for the next little while.
This is amazing. I am amazed.
Sharing your second hand embarrassment gives hope to the rest of us 😂 amazing, thanks!
"Also, please don't read this. It will ruin your life."
I guffawed. Thank you!
The trigger warning sent me, thank you for this and I hope gentler weeks are in your future
Omg Heather this was one of my favorite pieces you ever wrote on Autostraddle!!! So glad to see it here again 😆 Anne’s Gumby hands on Diana’s boobs is an image that may never leave my brain!
This reminds me of the time I and a lesbian then-acquaintance conducted a small social experiment: we would both write a sex scene between Kirk and Spock in Star Trek with neither of us commenting on the other's work, post it, and see what happened.
Basically I got more views, because I included anal, and she got more likes, because she was far closer to the overwhelming fan fiction demographic of women in their twenties 🤣
HEATHER I AM SCREAMING
Let me know if you ever need any spicy tips, Amy! 😂
I swear I reread my sex scenes so many times because it feels like one wrong verb choice and you end up in orgasm was immediate thunder territory.
😂😂😂
This sent me and my theyfriend into tearful paroxysms (also like being beat by the ocean in a good way) and I am grateful for your service.
You crack me up. Love this. Hilarious.
I am late to reading this and it is absolute genius. Trying to work out two people straddle each other at the same will be taking up a lot of my brain power for the next little while.
So brave, funny and sweet. I'm very happy for Jo March - that childhood idol of mine deserved to be rescued. 'Jo's Boy's' indeed - bloody rubbish!