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May 2025

Yellowjackets, According to Someone Who Has Not Watched Yellowjackets
There sure is a lot I didn't know about lesbian cannibals!
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Heather Hogan
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Which WNBA Team Should You Root For This Season?
I made you a guide, explaining what is gay and what is diabolical about each team. You're welcome!
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Heather Hogan
8
I Watched Terminator 2 (1991) For The First Time
So. Linda Hamilton could've made me gay back in the 90s.
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Heather Hogan
8
Time-Traveling Trauma
My mom was not the only one who put her hands on me unkindly when I was growing up, but she was certainly the person who did it the most.
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Heather Hogan
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April 2025

The Richest Duck in the World
We're coming up on the two-year anniversary of Cattywampus paid subscriptions!
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Heather Hogan
5
A Protestant Lesbian's Guide to Conclave
If you grew up Protestant like me, and are about to watch Conclave because JD Vance killed the Pope, maybe it would be helpful for me to guide you…
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Heather Hogan
12
Madam President Viola Davis
G20 is a perfect movie, in the sense that it was made specifically to appeal to me and my heart's most personal desires.
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Heather Hogan
7
It's time to play Stardew Valley again!
Okay, poke? Come to old old old haus, poke. Bring coines.
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Heather Hogan
10
7 Queer Books I've Loved Lately
Cozy fantasy and queer romance that feels like being kicked in the mouth (complimentary).
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Heather Hogan
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March 2025

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