Humor

March Madness Mascots, Ranked by My Ability Beat Them in a Fight

An eagle would claw my brains and eyeballs out before I could even scream for help.

Mar 25 •

I Love This Dr. Pepper Lesbian Rom-Com

I can definitively prove this commercial is a sapphic romance.

Mar 11 •

Greatest Hits: Lesbian Sex Scenes I Wrote Before I Had Lesbian Sex

“It felt like being beat by ocean waves — but in a good way.”

Feb 2 •

Messages From Middle-Earth's Married Lesbian Couple

"Sorry what. Gandalf LEFT? To go where?"

Jan 17 •

Do Not Google "Goose Teeth"

At least my newfound art skills are being put to good use in this post.

Jan 3 •

Taylor Swift Albums as Halloween Candy

Happy 1989 Day to all who celebrate!

Oct 27, 2023 •

Horror Movie Plots Based on Things I've Heard My Wife and Friends Say

"Florence Pugh goes on the worst honeymoon anyone's ever heard of."

Oct 6, 2023 •

Proposed List of Official Sapphic Holidays

The Calendar Coven is officially in session.

Sep 5, 2023 •

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