Movies

I Watched Terminator 2 (1991) For The First Time

So. Linda Hamilton could've made me gay back in the 90s.

May 9 •

A Protestant Lesbian's Guide to Conclave

If you grew up Protestant like me, and are about to watch Conclave because JD Vance killed the Pope, maybe it would be helpful for me to guide you…

Apr 21 •

Madam President Viola Davis

G20 is a perfect movie, in the sense that it was made specifically to appeal to me and my heart's most personal desires.

Apr 20 •

I Watched Angelina Jolie's Hackers (1995) For The First Time

Wow, this movie really exists.

Aug 1, 2024 •

I Watched Jurassic Park (1993) For The First Time

I was unprepared for Jeff Goldblum as the original Aloof Butch Lesbian.

Jul 16, 2024 •

I Watched Twister (1996) For The First Time

Pretty gay movie.

Jul 1, 2024 •

Messages From Middle-Earth's Married Lesbian Couple

"Sorry what. Gandalf LEFT? To go where?"

Jan 17, 2024 •

Horror Movie Plots Based on Things I've Heard My Wife and Friends Say

"Florence Pugh goes on the worst honeymoon anyone's ever heard of."

Oct 6, 2023 •

10 Soft Stories With Queer Witches For a Cozy Halloween

You can enjoy this spooky time of year, even if you're a scaredy-cat like me!

Oct 4, 2023 •

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